Chapter XXVII:
Parting of Ways ~Kyanosa
Everybody was pretty much sitting around,
staring at each other. Nubi and Oedipus looked all
around the group, wondering about everybody's individual reasons for getting
trapped on a doomed planet. Magikia was watching Kyanosa closely, waiting for a reason, any reason, to blow
his head off. Kyanosa was watching Kaia, trying to
figure out how she got her hair to shine in that color
and why he couldn't, stupid rotten lousy fate. Kaia was looking absentmindedly
at Kaye's wings, actually thinking about colors and
why orange doesn't go with purple. Kaye was looking at Mazzic,
trying to remember what those symbols on his shirt meant. Mazzic
stared at J.C., studying the dichotomy involved in creating a robotic being
that can move and think of its own accord yet making it look like a short,
big-nosed dinosaur. J.C. was staring at empty space, and suddenly came to the
realization that Mecha Vector was no longer standing
there. Speaking of not there, neither was Pyrina. And nobody had seen Eugene or the Professor for a
spell.
While everybody was pondering the last few points in the above paragraph,
Vector appeared (okay, so it wasn't really appearing, but it was fast enough to
look like it) in the middle of the little circle in which they had
instinctively sat. He held up two small boxes, looking as triumphant as robots
can. "Here we go."
"Gnarly!" Ignoring the looks he got from
everybody who couldn't believe he had just said "gnarly", Kyanosa hopped up on one foot, fell over, got up again, and
walked calmly to Mecha. He took the boxes, one in
each hand, and grinned. "Now we can talk to each other no matter how far
away we are!"
"Yippee." Magikia twirled one finger in the
air unenthusiastically. Everybody else with a sense of humor
responded with an eighth-hearted "yay".
"No, really, now we can go search the planet for anything that'll help us
not die but not waste time dragging the same thousand-stone kobold statues
around with us." He got more looks. "Well, everything else here is
video-game related."
Mazzic crossed his arms. "I'm not."
"Yeah, well, you're not really here. Now, who's going with who?" He thought for a second. "Whom."
Oedipus and Nubi immediately pointed at each other, then smiled. Nubi stood up.
"We'll be one."
Oedipus jumped up after her. "Maybe we can still squeeze an adventure out
of this."
Magikia huffed. "Hang groups; I'm going by
myself."
Kyanosa started counting on his fingers. "Since
'going' is a verb of doing, then that which follows has to be in the objective
case..."
Kaia slumped her shoulders, because process of
elimination was not putting her in a very good group. "If she's going
alone, she can't have a radio."
Magikia shrugged. "Fine with
me. Hate you all anyway."
Kaye raised an eyebrow at Magikia. "Why are you
still here anyway? You're bringing the whole group down."
Mazzic raised a hand. "I'll attest to
that."
Oedipus nudged him. "Aren't you already down?"
"Hey, if it'll get rid of her. And don't touch me."
Kyanosa was now counting on his feet. "But the
question lies in whether 'who' or 'whom' is objective in the first place."
Kaye, generally not fond of fighting as a whole, sighed. "If it will help
consolidate groups, I'll go with Nubi and
Oedipus." She turned to the two. "If that's alright
with them."
Nubi smiled. "Always nice to
have somebody to talk to."
Kyanosa woke up. "I'll go wherever Kaia does.
She has nice wings."
Kaye held up a finger. "Wait, and I don't?"
J.C. tapped Mazzic on the shoulder. "I think you
should probably stick with Kyanosa."
Mazzic blinked at him. "Voluntarily?
Like on purpose? Did you hit your head?"
J.C. pointed at Kyanosa, who was busy trying to
weasel out of a very unfortunate conversation with Kaye. "He's going to
need somebody to keep an eye on him, or else he'll fall down a cliff or get
killed by Magikia or something."
Magikia looked around. "Who said my name? I'll
rip off your leg and feed it to you."
Mazzic nodded at J.C. "You're right. I
apparently want him dead less than the others."
"I don't want him dead."
"He hasn't spoken to you yet."
"Come to think of it, that doesn't make me happy."
Mecha looked about the group, then
remembered that Kyanosa had that book to which he
kept referring, so he must know something about what's going on. Thus, he would
be good to follow. I mean, duh.
Oedipus walked over to J.C. "What about you? You coming
with us too?"
Nubi stood on his other side. "Honestly, I don't
think you could stand Kyanosa for too long."
J.C. shrugged. "I figure I'll head back to see the Professor. You can
never have too many hands working with mechanics, and I think my experience
will be an asset."
Since it's a convenient point in the story, Kyanosa
suddenly held up his hands. "Alright, hang on!" Everybody quieted.
"Okay, get into your groups so we can take inventory." Kyanosa, Kaia, Mazzic, and Mecha stood together, Nubi,
Oedipus, and Kaye stood across from them, J.C. stood alone, and Magikia muttered something and leaned against a tree.
Oedipus nodded. "Hey, that's perfect. One radio to each
group. J.C.'s going to talk to the
Professor." He added that last sentence after Kyanosa
discovered that three and four are not the same number and nearly passed out.
Mecha grabbed Kyanosa's
radios and handed one each to Oedipus and Magikia.
"Then I believe we're good."
Mazzic nodded. "Good. Then let's leave before
math forces him into the fetal position." He
left, forcing that group to follow. Magikia stormed
off in another direction, J.C. turned around and wondered where exactly that
cave was, and everybody else made sure to go somewhere completely different.
Ten minutes later, Yoshi6400 arrived at that exact spot, only to find everybody
long gone. They did, however, leave tracks. Using the great Yoshi fallback
called upon in only the most extreme of difficult decisions (spinning around
with his eyes closed, opening them, and following whatever tracks were closest
to his line of vision), he quickly determined his route and began tracing the
footprints. Five minutes later, he discovered that they were his own, went back
to the aforementioned spot, and followed a different set.
Eventually, the other three people following the group found the same spot. One
of them took of in a totally different direction, one of them took the biggest
group of footprints, and the last made sure to follow more than one person.
Now that you have all the clues, who killed Mr. Boddy?