Chapter XCVII: So, No Frankfurters This Trip? ~Multehx

 

C.R. looked at his watch. He was growing frustrated some folks had still not taken a riphole to their respective dimensions. He finally put his watch in his pocket, mumbled a few words of forgivness to the powers that be, then went to it. He spun, smashing his cane into 6400's head, flooring him instantly. He rapped Saph in the back, causing her nerves to go numb and her to fall out cold to the floor. Next was Sebastion, who recieved the cane in the forehead and passed out half on and half off the bed. He noted only Kenzo was there who raised his hands in silent surrender and walked into one of the holes. C.R. smirked as he waved his cane again. The bodies levitated, then were hurled through various holes, some with others, others not.


He started to count on his fingers. About two to all dimensions but to first earth..twelve council members. He gulped. The math was shocking but true. Due to the nonparticipation of some, that left about six council members free to do some major damage where the were. Not good. He looked over to Ian, Jaded, Scilas, and Omega who were looking up as they had been watching this display. He rubbed his chin and frowned. "Dammit, where's rainy? We need to go out NOW and I am gettin a BAD feeling about this place.."
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"You realize where we're going, right?"


"Of course! You take me for a total fool?!"


"...We're bloody lost, aren't we?"


"Have been for an hour.."


Ray Noh slapped his forehead. His "boss", D'Nel, was certainly a man of the world, but when it came to maps and directions, he would estimate Mississippi and Missouri were only a few minutes walk from each other. The capsule droid looked over at the young man, who was reading the wrong side of the map very studiously. Ray Noh groaned. They had been blundering through the Rip Holes since D'Nel aquired one of those "Rip Remote" things, and were now still utterly clueless to their whereabouts.


D'Nel chewed thoughtfully on a pen in his hand. "You know, at this rate, we'll reach Berlin in NO time!"


Ray Noh raised a brow. "Is there a biiig word at the top that reads 'GERMANY'?"


D'Nel blinked. "Yes. Quite. You've been here before?"


Ray Noh shook his fists and let out a blast of steam. He snatched the map and turned it around before handing it back. D'Nel hmmphed to himself before murmuring something along the lines of "Hmm, wow, we are lost!". At times like this, Ray considered employing that gun strapped to his waist. Just ooooone clean shot...


Yet, somehow, the two made their way to a nearby town, and opted to stay at a nearby inn. Upon realizing their last dollars had been left in D'Nel's OTHER looting pants, they took another approach- Namely, sneaking by the front desk, and forcing one of the room doors open, just as C.R. and the intrepid group of wanderers followed him in a precession outside to find Rainy. From inside the closed door of the broken into room could be heard, "DIET soda?! Who DRINKS this stuff?!", followed by a loud, metallic "WHAM!", and a long, blissful silence.