Our heroes had been walking for about an hour and hadn't gotten very far...

Mazzic spoke up after they got removed from yet another building, "Alright, from now on someone other then Kyanosa talks to these people." After a brief silence he continued, "Hey all of you stay here...I just got an idea."

Puzzled the other three spotted a park bench and sat down, but were soon startled by a couple of shouting voices, a loud crash, and a long, painful silence.

"Problem solved," said Mazzic, grinning. Handing the object in his hand over to Kaye he continued, "Now we speak Spanish."

Reading the title aloud Kaye began, "'Spanish Phrase-book for Dummies' where did you buy this?"

"Ummmm, I borrowed it from a little house over there labeled 'libros'"

"Ahh, I see, was that what all the noise was?"

Shrugging innocently Mazzic replied, "I don't know what you are talking about..."

"Thought so."

"At least we can talk to the locals."

Somewhere between when Kaye had read the title, and Mazzic pronounced locals, Kyanosa had managed to get the book...

"El gatolito come los flores bonitas"


"What did you just say?"

"I would like to borrow a pencil"

"Oh, just wondering"

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Meanwhile, on the other side of Montevideo, Vole and Jadea were having troubles of their own.

"Damnit Vole, we've been walking around like this for an hour and all we've gotten are some dirty looks from people who don't realize we are more powerful then they are...lets blow some stuff up."

"Now now Jadea, we both know that neither of us have any real good magical ability anyway, if anything we will just have to continue looking. I heard that there are four of those weakling from the spectrum are here, we will have some fun with them after the creation weapon is found. Anyway, no one will know who we are in these disguises I made up."

The 'disguises' of which Vole spoke consisted of business clothes over his massive frame, and a nice white dress for Jadea. Unfortunately they had forgotten that most humans on First Earth a) had noses and b) did not have different colored skin.

Jadea continued in a disgusted voice, "Ok well at least you speak whatever archaic language this is...Spanish you called it?...now lets get looking for this weapon. You wouldn't happen to know what it looks like would you?"

"It is supposedly a gigantic mecha with multiple weapons systems and with the creation weapon itself mounted on it's left shoulder."

"Well how hard could it be to find a giant mecha?"

Unfortunately, they had nooooo idea...

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It had been four hours since they had arrived and not only were they hot, tired, and hungry, but Mazzic, Kaye, and Josh were just about ready to kill Kyanosa because he kept repeating his apparently new favorite phrase: "El gatolito come los flores bonitas."

The three sane ones all looked to Kyanosa at once and shouted, "Shut Up Already!!"

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It was about this time that Josh spoke up for the first time since this chapter began, "Well I don't know about you but I'm hungry, see y'all"

"I'm coming too"
"Count me in!"
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"Whatever..."

Walking along for a few minutes they came upon a quaint little family owned restaurant and entered. Sitting on some couches, they waited for someone to seat them.

Moments later the Waiter came over and said [Welcome to Mama Lupe's. I am Jose and will be your waitor today]

"El gatolito come los flores bonitas"

[I see, well if you would follow me...]

"El gatolito come los flores bonitas"

Mazzic hit Kyanosa...hard, and he shut up.

Following the waiter Josh and Kaye sat down and picked up their menus. Mazzic stared out the window, and Kyanosa exclaimed, "Hey look at this cool spoon! It's like an antique or something"

The others glanced over and then stared. The spoon had mad crazy engraving all over it and did look to be a few thousand years old.

It was just then that Vole and Jadea stormed into the place, thoroughly pissed off that they couldn't find the weapon.

During the next 4 hundredths of a second all hell broke loose. Vole looked at their table, Mazzic glared at Vole and rose to his feet. Jadea drew her Katana from it's sheathe within her dress. Josh disappeared, and Kyanosa drew his yo-yo. Tables flew through the air, curtains were shredded and things were set on fire. It all ended in a massive explosion.

"Damnit."