Chapter CXLV: Foreboding Smells Like Lavender ~Kyanosa

 

 

Kyanosa sat in the corner of his room with his legs out and ankles crossed, deep in thought. Though the voice in his head was preaching on the myriad merits of deep thinking on a soft bed as opposed to a hard floor, it wasn't the one currently in charge of the body. So there. Besides, after hopping across the multiverse twice, bashing on three demons personally and twelve in theory with a giant rolling cat, attaining a weapon of apparent unimaginable power, and meeting two people he hadn't seen in five years, one of whom was supposed to be dead, the probability of napping on the bed was far too high, and Kyanosa still had some Think power left.

{This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't come from First Earth.}

[Prove it.]

{No.}

[Alright, you were around on Zolott. I wasn't. Tell me about the new people.]

{Get the book for stats.} As Kyanosa pulled the book from his pants leg and looked for the section on stats, the voice kept talking. {Sheko and I met in a forest. I think he was dead when I found him, but not really. Anyway, he and I met Redaz, a fire guy with terrible hair, and we wandered for a while until we killed a mutant that turned out not to be Havering. Darn. So then we broke into the Genesis, the flying fortress thingy that Havering had because black is so popular nowadays. I got Mirror with them, but then we lost each other, so I fought Scorn with Markior, 6400, and a very brief Naaro. Ratch stole our kill though. Big moder.}

Kyanosa's eyes went down the stats. [And Adrian?]

{She tried to cut me in half.}

[I like her already.]

{I read up on her later, and she used the sword that only killed demons and spirits and stuff, so it didn't affect me. She was angry. Think she hated humans. Seems over that.}

[She is, according to this.]

{Alright, so she just hates me. Got it. We also had a ghost who kept changing into useless things and called me K.C. Didn't like him. Then there was the Suicine without a shell. Of course, I didn't know it was a Suicine until I got back and started reading up on things. When I saw it, it just looked like a big blue ice dog.} For a brief moment, silence. {We didn't do much. Found parasol with them, though.}

Kyanosa sighed and put down the book. [What else did you do there about which I should know?]

{I was with two catgirls for a while who wanted to rip out each other's throats. I don't think they liked me much. Or they loved me. Dunno. Should have pursued that. There was also a guy in green who did wind things and was strong enough to kill an Infect by himself but not nice enough to pull us all out of a gaping vortex of sand. He was mean too.}

[Did you do anything on your own?]

{When I was by myself, I found Yo-yo and Fire, got lost in the woods, ran from an Infect, got more lost, got lost again, then got lost in the Genesis, then fell asleep. After Havering died, I got into a another group, and we-}

[So you really accomplished nothing before I showed up?]

{No, I did things later.}

[In a group.]

{Well...yeah.}

[Trillions of people in this world and I end up sharing a head with you.]

{It could be worse.}

[No.]

{But what if-}

[No.]

{How-}

[No.]

{You're a meanie too.}

They were quiet for some time, doing the mental equivalent of glaring at one another, until Personality 2 (who, for the sake of ease when discussing matters that occurred solely in Kyanosa's head, will be dubbed "Brick", whereas the other will have the moniker "Tuesday") broke the pseudo-silence. [What is the new marble, anyway?]

{You know full well what it is.}

Brick nodded. [Crash. The grand breakdown. The energy drain'll probably kill us.]

{Nah, I've looked at this. If we use a lot of energy, we can still use it at full power, but with all kinds of negative effects. If it's the first thing we do, we can keep going.}

[Excuse me?]

{Look, we have the same memory from before Zolott, right?}

[Largely.]

{Okay, think about Final Fantasy 4. In the Tower of Zot, first time, Tellah converted MP to HP to use Meteo. Crash is our Meteo. Whenever we drain ourselves too much, we gain a higher maximum, like a Saiyan. Now our maximum MP in FF4 terms is about, and don't hold me to this, 250. Meteo cost 99. If we get ourselves down to like 90 and use it, we'll hit burnout or faint. If we do it at 10, we'll probably die. But if we do it at 100, we'll have no problem getting back up.}

Brick was impressed. [You know these powers, huh?]

{I'm like the Donovan to your Powell.}

[Excuse me?]

{Isaac Asimov characters. Donovan was a robot mechanics master, but Powell found the answers to their problems through psychology and stuff. I am the programming to your mechanics, the Project Manhattan staff to your President Truman. Except that the roles are reversed when I take over the body. You're not listening.}

[I'm trying to think of a way to dodge the dying aspect. Like how to come back if we die.]

A moment for thinking and dramatic effect. {I have an idea.}

[What is it?]

{Give me the body and go to sleep or something. I'll get you when I need you.} Brick wavered for a bit, then Tuesday felt it regress, giving control of the body to him. He smiled.

Kyanosa put the book back in his coat leg and stood up. He left his room, made a left, and wandered about until he found Omega and C.R., who were conveniently still together and conveniently in the engine room. He smiled at them both.

"We need to stop the train. Omega, I'd like to know where."

Omega looked at Kyanosa like he'd grown eight wings of different colors and shot blue glowing mandibles across the room. C.R. was unaffected.

"Why?"

"I need to pick something up."

"And what would that be?"

Kyanosa told him. C.R. turned to Omega.

"Fire up that Multinet. We need to find a route from our current location."

Five minutes later, the Spectrum was very temporarily stopped so that a repaired Gundam Yarnlover could dock at its side. Kyanosa thanked the others both for their trouble and for the homing system they had installed so he could find the Spectrum again later. He opened the door and went through the tunnel, then separated the mecha and flew off.

Omega looked at C.R.

"What was that?"

C.R. shrugged.

"I'm not wholly sure yet, but if he's pulling this, I just don't want to mess with it."

You can smell the foreboding from your chair.