Chapter CXCV:
Plot Twist 2 – Aitaijini ~Kyanosa
So, let's review.
The Spectrum has broken down because the tussle among Grimace, Shinsei, and Mazzic has caused
reasonable damage to the fuse box. On the suggestion of a holographic Orson, Kenzo has landed the train on a nearby planet until adequate
repairs can be made. Kyanosa, Kaye, and Josh left the
train to challenge Orson, but he caught the former two in his magic shield
thingy. Due largely to the inactions of
We now rejoin our story.
Canopus, breathing heavily,
looked around the disc. "Congratulations, you've managed to totally knock
out that grey sphere. We can't control the body at all. Greatest
thing in the world."
Kyanosa didn't respond. He was
standing very still, eyes closed and a look on his face of unusual
concentration. Canopus crossed his arms, thought for
a minute, then lapsed into his own thoughts.
[Boo.]
{Aw, dang it, why can't you just go away?}
[Apparently, for the same reason you can't.]
Kyanosa was running down a long, high hallway, lighted only by a few torches
spaced on either side. Judging by the windows high in the wall, some brand of
storm was crashing outside, and the occasional flash of lightning would
momentarily allow slightly farther vision. Unfortunately, there was very little
to see. {So where does this put us?}
[As old school as possible. The person who controls the body simply has
greater will over the other at any given time.]
{Great, roll a Will save and we'll see where we go.}
[But will can fluctuate profusely.]
Silence. Well, mental silence. Kyanosa's metal boots
were still clicking rhythmically on the stone floor. {So the
one in control of the body is randomly picked.}
[Entirely.]
{Can't just make it easy, no.}
Kyanosa began to make out a large, wooden door in the darkness at the end of
the hallway. He slowed in front of it, then gave it a
good push.
The room that appeared before him was nothing short of spectacular. It
was roughly one hundred yards from back wall to front, twenty yards long, and
at least five stories high. Ten stone pillars, five on each side and five feet
in diameter, rose from the stone floor one yard from the side walls to the
vaulted ceiling. Each pillar had three torches burning on the side facing the
middle of the room: one five feet above the ground,
Orson grinned and called across the room. "Kyanosa
Canopus! I admire the fact that you followed me this
far! I had begun to doubt your mental capacity to do such!"
"Shut up!"
Orson chuckled. Kyanosa heard it. Kickin'
acoustics. "Right. Shall we begin the
third round, or are you still intent on losing the second?"
"God, what is it about you Twilighters
and stalling? Shut up and fight!"
"Very well."
Orson floated into the air and shot toward Kyanosa.
In the time that took the demon to cross the room, Canopus
had taken over, so cane and sword met in the middle of the room about ten feet
in the air.
Orson spun around and summoned a couple of fireballs, firing them at his
airborne adversary.
It could’ve been another quick battle if fate had not chosen that moment
to put Kyanosa back in control. Instantly, the white
wings turned a glazed pink and smashed into the ice spear, sending it right
back at Orson. He swerved just to the side, barely avoiding being impaled on
his own device, and launched a lightning bolt at Kyanosa
instead. Still wanting to try out a few powers, the human whipped out his
parasol and opened it, forming a makeshift shield. Not even Orson had the time
to gloat before the electric attack crashed into the metal-and-fabric barrier,
but it was just as well as the attack suddenly disappeared.
Orson settled to the ground. “How in blazes does an item like that block
a lightning bolt?”
“It didn’t block it.” Kyanosa grinned and
aimed the point of the parasol at Orson. “It absorbed it!”
He fired his Element Gun, channeling the electric energy back at its
owner. Orson only had enough time to bring up his cane, but it was good enough,
as one swipe from that instrument sent the attack right back at Kyanosa. The human pulled out his Mirror staff and swiped
it at the bolt, instigating a Zelda-esque energy-reflection
fight that continued for more than a few rounds. But since that’s already been
done, after Kyanosa’s fifth swipe, control changed to
Orson grunted (how refined) and staggered back, just blocking the next
few swipes with his cane. He suddenly hopped back and took flight, firing a red
beam at the ground under him. A wave of fire rose from the ground and rocketed
through the room. Without the time to take flight,
The floating Twilighter grumbled something and held out his cane,
dropping it to the ground. It landed on the carpet (which, by the way,
miraculously survived the wave of fire) with a muffled click and stood upright.
The ground under
{Hello? Giant Laser? Hasn't
hurt before.}
[This could be a long fight. We can't risk running out of energy until
it's over.]
{Screw it, we have a backup.}
[And we don't know how reliable that backup is. You dealt with gods of
death before?]
{That wasn't a god of death. Gods of death are taller.}
[...just shut up. I can still win this.]
Orson chuckled and floated a little to the side, watching amusedly as
the sword passed him by inches. "You'll have to do much better than
that."
He rolled to the moderate safety of the closest pillar. Orson made a
face, then looked up. The sword came right back down,
and the demon nearly lost an arm avoiding it this time. Only a quick drop and
swerve kept him out of the blade's path. Unfortunately, he was concentrating a
bit too hard on the sword, and he didn't notice the rock heading for him until
it thudded into his stomach. Using the distraction,
The effect was immediate. Every rock and hole totally disappeared,
leaving the room in the pristine state it had before the fight began. The
halves of the cane fell to the side, then turned into a grey vapor and
dissipated.
Orson landed, fuming. "That was my best cane! Now I'm angry! Time to bring on the heat!"
Orson pressed both hands together, then pulled
them a bit apart, forming a bluish-green ball of energy a few inches across. He
floated into the air and hovered maybe fifteen feet up. The air around him
began to cloud over, becoming thick and clearly visible with a whitish sheen.
These clouds swirled around him, some breaking off into five distinct trails
around the central area.
Kyanosa blinked. {Oh, look, I have the body. Neat. I
don't know; I haven't heard of this one. Might as well play
defense.} He pulled out the Mirror staff.
Orson smiled as the clouds finally settled into shape. It seemed like
they had formed a large, humanoid barrier around him. Two arms, two legs, and a
head (albeit, without facial features) were clearly discernable, and its shape
looked very much like a twenty-foot muscular human. The white air stopped looking
like air and gave off a faint glow, as if it were an energy shield around
Orson, leaving the area inside the shield empty.
"This, my young freak, is one of my favorite techniques."
Without Orson moving at all, the shield-human settled into a defensive stance.
"The Spirit Body responds to my every thought. It's an extension of
magical energy in physical form, so your little staff won't help you at all. It
also serves as a barrier against any attacks directed at me, which I believe
makes you totally defenseless." He laughed megalomaniacally.
"This is one of the most powerful weapons I have in my arsenal, stronger
even than your umbrella laser. I doubt you want to see the better spells."
Kyanosa unsummoned his staff and smiled. "Finally, a Twilighter that gets in trouble for never, ever
shutting up." He pointed at Orson. "You called that thing a
weapon!"
"Yes...and?"
"And that makes it your weapon!"
"Your grasp of the obvious astounds me."
"And since your cane was destroyed, you have no other weapon!"
"Give the kid a medal. Let's promote him to General Obvious."
"And since that's your sole weapon, that
makes it a prime candidate..." Kyanosa pressed
his hands together, glowed white briefly, and pulled them a bit apart, forming
a bluish-green ball of energy a few inches across. He grinned. "For my Weapon of Choice!" Sure enough, before
Orson could remember that particular power, Kyanosa
was floating inside his own personal Spirit Body.
[Great call. Go all magic on him. We're dead.]
{Follow your own strategy. His physical fighting style relies entirely
on the use of his cane. He hasn't thrown a punch or kick since we've known him.
And I've seen all of DBZ and Street Fighter II V. Unarmed fighting is my
ground.}
Undaunted, Orson ran forward and aimed his (meaning his Spirit's Body's)
right fist at Kyanosa's (meaning his...oh, you get
it) jaw. Kyanosa ducked a bit and lifted his left
arm, sweeping it to the side and shoving Orson's arm out of the way. He then
thrust his right elbow into Orson's abdomen, using the demon's momentum against
him, lifted his lower arm such that the back of his fist collided with Orson's
face, and gave him a good left hook. Orson reeled backward, which made him a
perfect candidate for a good right jab, left hook, right uppercut. Kyanosa rushed forward before Orson got the chance to land
and gave him a nice kick for good measure, blowing the Twilighter over and
rolling him to the far end of the room.
Orson got up, staggered for a bit, and rushed Kyanosa
again. This time, Kyanosa ducked and planted a heel
firmly in Orson's shin, then leg-swept him into the human's knee. Orson rolled
away, which made him a prime candidate for a good stomp to the neck and general
kick in the head. The demon was on the ropes now; the twenty-foot white shield
around him was starting to flicker to a lighter grey. Despite this he rose to
one knee and launched himself at Kyanosa again. Kyanosa smiled, remembering something I know you don’t...
"Midoriiro no murasaki!" Kyanosa swung a backhand at Orson's head,
knocking him of balance.
"Ikarichigeki!" He spun and chopped the side of his hand into
Orson's stomach.
"Ganbatte yo!"
He grabbed Orson's arm and pulled him into the human's knee.
"Biiro ni hon onegai
shimasu!" He quickly jabbed two fingers in Orson’s face repeatedly.
"Boku wa namakemono desu yo!" He pulled back his fist and swung it forward,
driving two fingers into Orson's chest.
Both shields shook violently as they clashed against each other, but
both held their position on the floor. The weakened Orson tried to push away Kyanosa's arm, but the human kept pushing forward, driving
his fingers deeper into Orson's shield. The grayish aura began to crack around
the impact point, lines racing across it as if it were made of glass.
Eventually, with one mighty yell, Kyanosa leaned
forward and turned his shoulder, poking his fingers through his opponent's
shield until they just barely grazed Orson's actual body.
Well, that did it. Orson's Spirit Body crashed into hundreds of pieces,
fading away before they hit the ground. Orson himself was flung across the
room, into the back wall, and unceremoniously to the ground. Kyanosa stood upright and fell into his victory pose,
resting his hand on his hip since he couldn't pull out his umbrella. "I
call that the Kyanosan."
Orson slowly rose to his feet. "Fine, so you fight better than I do
physically. But I know still more powerful spells than that!"
"Okay." Kyanosa started hopping like
Spike Spiegel in Asteroid Blues, rumbling the ground with every landing of his
Spirit Body's feet. "Funny, I don't see you using them."
"Oh, I'll use them."
"You're going to use them?"
"You know I'm going to use them."
"I don't see you using them."
"I'm right about to use them!"
"Are you using them now?"
"I will use them in a moment!"
"I don't think you can use them!"
"I'M GOING TO $*@%#& USE
THEM!"
[I wonder how long you can hold off this fight just by talking.]
{Forever. I've been learning Twilighter stall tactics.}
[At least you've finally proven that there's something more annoying
than one of them.]
{Only when I try.}
Orson aimed both hands at Kyanosa and chanted
something in a foreign dialect, but whether it was a demon language or just
more contrived Japanese, Kyanosa couldn't tell. A
large (roughly thirty feet in diameter [Skull Dragon: redefining your
definition of "large" since 1998]) purple beam shot from Orson and
careened toward Kyanosa. The human put up both arms
to block, and they seemed to be holding well until they turned purple and
shattered. The beam continued, striking the Spirit Body in the chest and
blowing the entire creation apart before fading away.
Kyanosa dropped a good fifteen feet to the ground, rolling as he hit it and
bouncing to his feet. He pointed at Orson. "So not cool!"
Orson laughed. "Your weakness entertains me."
[Yeah, when we're not driving him into the
ground.]
{Shh.}
"I think I'll play with you for a bit."
Orson shot another purple beam only six feet in diameter, directing it
to Kyanosa's spot on the ground. Kyanosa
nimbly dodged to the side, but the head of the beam turned around and headed
back for him. He hopped away again, then rolled under
it as it passed by. With the purple energy on his heels, he raced to the other
side of the room and behind a pillar. Once there, he slid and doubled back,
going under the beam again and hiding behind a second pillar as the beam worked
its way around the first. It cut wide around both pillars, forcing Kyanosa into a retreat along the edge of the room.
[It's faster than you are.]
{Duh!} He dashed back into the middle of the room and dove to the side,
letting the beam race by him.
[So just Mirror the thing.]
{You can't reflect homing attacks. They just keep coming, and it'll…hang
on.}
Kyanosa ran to a pillar and grabbed onto the lowest torch, using it to push
himself into the air above the beam. Like all heroes, he stuck his landing.
{It'll leave me open to attack.}
[So do you have any other good powers? I can't cleave the guy while you
have the body.]
Kyanosa just stood there. The beam, anticipating a dodge, swerved to the side
and just missed him. Orson cursed.
{I have one, but I was saving it.}
[For what?]
{Point taken.}
Kyanosa raced to the middle of the room and ran right at Orson. The beam zoomed
in front of him, cutting him off, and rose into the air, shooting toward him at
an angle. Kyanosa muttered a quick prayer, possibly
the first time anybody's offered one to his God since the story began, and
focused extra hard on himself. With the beam feet away and approaching quickly,
Kyanosa hopped back and as far up as he could. The
beam corrected to account for this, and Kyanosa
pressed his hands together. With one loud cry of "Mirror Body!, he hung in midair. The instant before the beam collided
with him, Kyanosa split in two, causing the beam to
slam into the ground just behind him, blackening the entire area in its
explosion.
Orson tried to peer through the dark. His vision was unable to cut into
the blackness of his own creation, but he heard two metal feet hit the ground.
He swore.
"So you've escaped one beam. But what if you go against two or
three? I still have tricks up my sleeve, boy."
Kyanosa's laugh wafted through the air. "Well, now I can't use Mirror or
Copy for a bit."
There was a bit of silence.
"As long as I can use Sword and Wing, I'm happy."
A bit more.
"Then I'll go for Fire."
More.
"As if that would work."
More.
"You'd be surprised."
Orson smiled. Kyanosa and
Standing in the middle of the room, each on one foot, were two Kyanosa Canopuses, one with red hair
and the other with white.
Orson nearly had a heart attack. "Then...how..."
The Kyanosa on the left, with the red hair and
outfit, smiled. "Directly from the yellow book.
The result of mixing the Mirror and Copy powers is the ability to Mirror Body,
splitting the used into two separate bodies that act independently of one
another."
The one on the right, with the white wings and sword, continued.
"As long as the power is used, the Mirror and Copy marbles are disabled,
but since they are being used by an entity that is not necessarily either of
the two bodies, each body has the capacity to use and mix any other powers as
long as both do not try to use the same one at the same time."
Kyanosa settled on both feet and set himself on fire. "Now you can have
your Round three."
Kyanosa grinned and looked at
With that, they both took to the air, one with a fire comet and the
other with his wings, and launched themselves at Orson.
Orson immediately took to the air, pulling a few ice spears out of thin
air and winging them at the duo. Kyanosa shot a
stream of fire forward, not only melting the spears heading for him, but
evaporating the water completely.
Panicking as much as a Twilighter would admit to, Orson pointed both
hands at his opponents, flying backward across the length of the room, and
firing a good-sized volley of Shadow Blasts, each about the size of his fist.
The Twilighter, however, still had a card up his sleeve. The entire room
darkened until it was pitch black, save for the glowing Kyanosa
and the shining white eyes of
The fact that Orson was the only person not glowing wasn’t helping the
duo as they looked around, so
“There!”
Orson hovered in the air with a hilt buried in his back, the point of
the sword making an unfortunate hole in the middle of his stomach. The lights
in the room suddenly came back on, signaling the cancellation of the Rhi-tahl-oh, and Orson teleported back to the raised
platform at the far end of the room. He held the wound with both
hands, forming a pink dome around him and saying things to our heroes that
I’m not allowed to write.
Kyanosa cracked his knuckles. “Alright. I’ll laser
that shield and you stab him again. In the neck this time.
It’s hard to talk without vocal cords.”
Kyanosa grinned. “Then we’ll up it a bit.” He flared, forming a pillar of fire
nearly ten feet high.
Kyanosa and
With a standard anime yell, Angel of Flame Kyanosa
dove sword-first at Orson’s shield, forming a cone of
white fire that started at the point of his weapon and billowed ten feet
backward over the rest of his body. Immediately before blade met barrier, Kyanosa started rotating, making himself into a drill that
smashed into the pink dome and proceeded to tear it to shreds. Orson’s eyes
grew to dinner-plate-size and he quickly tried to back away, but when Kyanosa finally shattered the dome and hit the ground, the
ensuing holy/fire explosion slammed the Twilighter against the back wall.
Immediately, Kyanosa changed back to normal,
ran up to the demon, and pulled his arm.
{He just doesn’t die. We need something huge.}
Now that Orson was free, Kyanosa stood behind
the Twilighter and wrapped his arms around the latter’s stomach.
[I was hoping we could use this.]
Orson, only half-conscious for the last ten seconds, instantly woke up
when a light blue sphere suddenly engulfed him. He tried to struggle out of the
human’s grasp, only to find that he had been rendered completely immobile, as
apparently had everything in the sphere. Centered in Kyanosa’s
chest, a ball of blue energy was gradually working its way in all directions.
Everything it touched instantly froze in time, from air to mana
and even to Kyanosa himself.
[It has to be big enough to kill a Twilighter!]
{Ah, let’s just go until we’re out of energy. We have a backup}
[I agree.]
Slowly, the blue ball started peeking through the wall of Orson’s
castle, encompassing at least two hundred yards in all directions. Kyanosa was hurting. It took some crazy power to control
energy that size, and he could nearly feel the strength slipping out of his
body. With one last yell, he let the power go, turning the entire blue ball
into one massive white explosion of Crash-based energy. Right next to the
source of the blast, Orson was blown away. He felt every single piece of his
body, down to its molecular structure, disintegrate as
the Crash power worked across his skin, through his blood and into his mind. In
what was really half a second but felt like much, much longer, the eldest
member of the Twilight Council was vaporized into absolute nonexistence.
The explosion itself shook the relatively small planet as far down as it
went. Pieces of Orson’s castle were blown for miles across the landscape and
the surrounding forest was utterly decimated. A great distance away, more than
one person on the Spectrum was knocked to their feet as the entire train began
to pitch. A couple of people looked around dazedly, and others ran to the
windows to see what was going on. One person in particular stood up, looked at
those nearby and smiled, saying softly, “That would be my cue.”
Kyanosa stood on the edge of the crater he had caused, breathing heavily. He
turned from the hole and took a few weak steps onto a large pile of rubble
formed by what remained of the castle and forest. Once he reached the top, he
looked into the sky, which sometime during the fight had lost its storm clouds
and now gave a perfectly clear view of the night sky. He used what precious
little energy he had to raise one hand half-heartedly above his head, reaching
for a star that shone particularly brightly.
He smiled softly, speaking in a nearly unintelligible whisper, “At least
I left some stories they can tell.” He lowered his hand and looked at the area
in front of him without really seeing it. “I did.”
Kyanosa took a step.
And Kyanosa fell forward.
And Kyanosa died.
Did you know I am a
pioneer?
I'm out on a secret mission.
I travel the galaxy and far beyond.