Chapter
CCXXXIII: No Squirrels This Time! ~Redaz
Somewhere,
far away. Somewhere unknown. Somewhere
not of this universe.
A young man sits cross-legged. Well, that's really
just an assumption one could make by the form of his robe, and the way his
shoes stick out from beneath it. But he was definitely sitting, sitting and
waiting. He'd been doing a lot of that in the past few weeks,
he just couldn't find anything exciting by chance anymore. Then something
happened.
No it didn't. Well, it technically didn't, but it
did...well, the universe rewound, that did happen. Everything else during the
few seconds surrounding that is just a technicality. To most normal people it
was just a sort of dêja-vú-slight head rush. To
everyone in the vicinity it was an explosion of proportions enough to make them
all splatter across the cosmos. But to people like him, people in touch with
magic and the ways of the universe, it was the universe rewinding and fixing
someone screwing around too much. That was the exact sensation he got.
A lot of people would have screamed for a few hours
or completely blocked the whole thing out, just because the universe being a
gigantic VCR is too much for some to come to grips with, but this young man was
far from normal, or stereotypical, unless you compared him to the inhabitants
of your local asylum, then he might fit in.
They say power corrupts, and absolute power
corrupts absolutely, but they never exactly point out what gets so dang
corrupted. To this young man, sanity took a blow for every advance in power, so
to say the least, he was a bit unstable, and the idea of living n a VCR had
probably occurred to him before.
"Pop," was his entire reaction to the
event he had just sensed. That, and he grinned.
"I think I should get in on this before all the fun ends. And this time
I’m not gonna spend most of my time surrounded by
squirrels."
He mumbled something about stupid rodents before he stood up. He picked
up the sword that lay beside him, and tucked it silently into his robe. Then,
flames erupted form beneath him, engulfed him, and disappeared in seconds
leaving nothing where they had been.
Redaz, for that was the
wizard's name, appeared in the middle of a rundown looking town, built on a rocky landscape on the verge of a complete
wasteland.
"I thought there where at
least three of them that wound up here. And that one went over there..." Redaz pointed upward out into an apparently random point in
the sky, "And I think a few went over there..." he turned to another
point, "and the rest just went all over the place as well," He waved
his hand around the sky, no longer really caring where "they" had all
gone, "But I know there were three around here somewhere..."
It was at this point that he noticed most of the
people surrounding him were giving him odd looks, that got odder has he talked
to himself and pointed to the sky.
"What? Haven’t you ever seen someone appear out of a spontaneously appearing blaze of fire?!"
Someone shook their head.
"Well now you have, so leave me alone."
Most of the crowd dispersed, a few still gave him sour looks but he
promptly didn't care.
As Redaz wandered through
the town, he noticed many questionable goods for sale and more questionable
people buying and selling, among other things. Finally, Redaz
came to a rundown looking inn, he went in.
"Excuse me," he said to the man at the
counter, "but did a few foreign looking people come by here anytime
recently?"
The proprietor quirked an eyebrow at him,
"Who's asking bud?"
Redaz looked around the
room a bit confused, "Um...I am?"
"I mean, how is it any of your business who my
customers are you moron?"
"Well, how is my business any of yours
then?"
The man deadpanned at him, "Yeah, all right.
Two guys came in here, they didn't have any money, paid in silver, they went to
room fourty-two."
Redaz smiled, "Thank
you," he walked up the stairs, and flicked something over his shoulder, the man caught it, then quickly dropped it onto
the counter. It was a gold coin, about the size of a quarter. In its center was a square hole, filled by a one-inch long
sapphire, cut to be almost a sliver and set in the coin to give it the
appearance of a spinning top. The proprietor of the inn stared at it, then
looked as a small bit of blood welled up on the center
of his palm, and the tip of his middle finger, then he gave an amazed curse,
that nonetheless, really shouldn't be repeated.
Redaz found a room with
the number “4” on it, with a lighter patch of door in the shape of a two next
to it. Redaz knocked, with no result, so he set his
finger above the doorknob, and traced a square around it, leaving a black
charred line. Then, he gently kicked the bottom of the door,
it slowly swung open, leaving the doorknob hanging from the door frame.
"Anybody here come from another planet, or know
a fellow named...C.R. was it?"