Chapter CXXXII: Stupid Animals! ~Redaz
"Am I the only sentient being in this entire god forsaken forest?!" Redaz yelled at all present, all of which ran off immediately, "Stupid animals" Redaz mumbled as he watched them scramble away from his loud disturbance. Redaz had left his roughly cleared path to go wandering through the thick woods, resulting in nothing but him being irritated at the lack of civilization. Suddenly, as if as a bad response to his question, the entire planet shuddered beneath him and he lost his balance, hitting his head on a tree. Redaz cursed in a language he had picked up while plane-hopping and couldn't remember exactly what it meant.
"Great," Redaz thought to himself, "not only am I completely alone, but now I've got earthquakes to deal with." Redaz slapped a tree, leaving a scorch on it in the shape of his hand, he had done this in case he needed to find his way back after leaving his path, now he did it simply out of hatred for the trees not being people.
Redaz thought about burning down the whole forest, just to be rid of it, but thought that killing all the animals or leaving them homeless wouldn't be the best idea in the world, not to mention ho forest fires tend to be a bit hard for humans to survive in the center of. "Stupid little chipmunks should be happy I don't Barbecue them," Redaz slapped another tree and wondered if the whole planet was forest. "What a way to go," Redaz groaned, "Dying trying to find the end of an eternal forest."
Redaz wished there was some kind of spell to make him fly using green mana, "At least then I could use this stupid forest!" Redaz thought of the plane he had been raised in, mainly mountains and canyons, then of the plane he had been living on for the passed few months before coming here, summoning their energy to him. "Lets hope someone gets this message, or this forest is gonna become the biggest bonfire in history." Redaz held up his hands ad streamers of flame shot from his palms, raising passed the treetops, without sparking a single one the four streamers that he had launched reached a climax and erupted in a bright fireworks show despite the sun they had to compete with. "If that doesn't attract something that I can talk to, I'm gonna go crazy!"
Redaz turned to the nearest tree and sat down leaning on it, he then began summoning small flames and flicking them at a tree in front of him, slowly burning away a small spot on it, hoping someone would find him before it caught on fire and burned the whole forest.